DARN mosquitoes.
fancy doing this to me.

now i'm an UGLY shorty.
i've got 5 big kisses
from them.
ALL on my FACE.

goodness,
it's freaking ITCHY.
i'm going to be one-eyed jack soon.

one big, fat and obnoxious mosquito
happily kissed my left eye.
now it's swollen.

// exterminate all mosquitoes!